Your show is most great,
but I must admit that as of late,
I grow quite weary
of your series,
because though glossy may be your tail and mane,
your presence is driving me quite insane.
See, though I might like a pony,
I am no brony.
My little girl
however, loves you so much, it makes me want to hurl.
So young she is,
that she is no reading whiz.
so research your plot
must I, as I learn of places like Canterlot,
Fillydelphia and Ponyville.
How weak grows my will
as background characters I must investigate
and I dare not hesitate,
for even if a line they never speak,
my daughter is not meek.
Her tears and cries
are not pleasant to the eyes.